Whisper In Time

2011/07/17

The Psychology of Oreo’s

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo
cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which
method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreo’s:

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverish nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee…).
6. Twisted apart, eat the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, eat the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don’t have a favorite way because I don’t like Oreo.

Your Personality:

1. The whole thing
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting,
carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No
one should trust you with their children.

2. One bite at a time
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their
Oreo’s this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but
that’s OK, not to worry, you’re normal.

3. Slow and Methodical
You follow the rules. You’re very tidy and orderly. You’re very meticulous
in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive
and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you’re only going to
go the speed limit.

4. Feverish Nibbles
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always
have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental break
downs and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked
Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar
coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones.
You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a
propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things
apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them
back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny
your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and
exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie
You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want
and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings
for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that’s OK, you don’t
care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside
You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help
immediately.

10. I don’t have a favorite way, I don’t like Oreo cookies
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and
go to upscale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things
you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be
pampered.
You are a prima donna. There’s just no pleasing you.

(I’m a 5….)

(Source: kay-gee-bee, via crissypoo)

kgb5711:

The Psychology of Oreo’sPsychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreocookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose whichmethod best describes your favorite method of eating Oreo’s:
1. The whole thing all at once.2. One bite at a time3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.4. In little feverish nibbles.5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee…).6. Twisted apart, eat the inside, then the cookie.7. Twisted apart, eat the inside, and toss the cookie.8. Just the cookie, not the inside.9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.10. I don’t have a favorite way because I don’t like Oreo.Your Personality:
1. The whole thingThis means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting,carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. Noone should trust you with their children.2. One bite at a timeYou are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat theirOreo’s this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, butthat’s OK, not to worry, you’re normal.3. Slow and MethodicalYou follow the rules. You’re very tidy and orderly. You’re very meticulousin every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentiveand irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you’re only going togo the speed limit.4. Feverish NibblesYour boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You alwayshave a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.5. DunkedEvery one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugarcoat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones.You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have apropensity towards narcotic addiction.6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookieYou have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking thingsapart to find out how they work, though not always able to put themback together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You denyyour involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar andexhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookieYou are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you wantand throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelingsfor others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that’s OK, you don’tcare, you got yours.8. Just the cookie, not the insideYou enjoy pain.9. I just like to lick them, not eat themStay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical helpimmediately.10. I don’t have a favorite way, I don’t like Oreo cookiesYou probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, andgo to upscale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the thingsyou buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to bepampered.You are a prima donna. There’s just no pleasing you.
(I’m a 5….)